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I found this while searching for a Ianto Jones dress-up game, and if anyone made THAT I would love them FOREVER.

The What I Think Of Ianto Jones Meme!

The Rules: Select your answers to the following questions and post it in your LJ, then tag five people to complete the meme as well!

When I saw Ianto for the first time I thought:
a) Oh look, they got a work experience kid in!
b) Are you old enough to be up this late?
c) Mmmmmm you can guard my entrance any day
d) WOW that's a very Welsh accent
e) Other:

When I found out about Lisa I was:
a) Betrayed
b) Angry
c) Understanding/sympathetic
d) Wondering if they would let Jack join them for a threesome
e) Other:

When he headbutted that cannibal I thought:
a) YES! Kick ass Ianto Jones!
b) Oh, that is so just gonna make him angry
c) Ow! (offering to kiss it better optional)
d) Don't damage your face!
e) Other

When I saw Jack with the REAL Captain Jack I thought:
a) Oh wow, such a heartbreaking and tender moment of joy between two warriors
b) Um dude, reality check? He is SO gonna get lynched by his men tonight. You may have just changed history and his disappearance is actually friendly fire...
c) You bastard!! What about Ianto?!
d) Ohgod I want a Captain Sandwich...
e) Other

When I saw Ianto shoot Owen I thought:
a) Finally someone has!!
b) You git, leave Owen alone!
c) Ow. (offering to kiss it better optional)
d) Holy moly, Ianto looks hot with a gun...
e) Other: OMG WTH?

When Jack and Ianto finally kissed on screen I thought:
a) Hubba hubba!
b) I want to see the outtakes of THAT little scene as JB would so never have let them get it done in one take
c) Ewwww boys kissing!
d) But Jack and the real Captain Jack/The Doctor are meant to be!
e) Other: Aww, so sweet.

When Captain John had Ianto in the lift I thought:
a) Ohgod they would have the most amazing hate!sex....
b) Mmmm Angry Ianto
c) Oh come on, how easy are you to trap?!
d) If John is really that ruthless (and everyone dies young in TW) why didn't he just kill Ianto then?
e) Other

When Captain John offered an orgy I thought:
a) HELL YES!! Thats my kind of Team Torchwood
b) As long as Owen, Tosh and Gwen aren't involved...
c) But Ianto and Jack are a Couple!! They are for eachother only!
d) Ewww man sex orgy? Gross!!
e) Other


When Ianto was buying wedding dresses I thought:
a) Oh wow he would look good in a dress...
b) I wish I was wedding dress shopping, it looks like such fun!
c) Now that is a man with taste...
d) But what would he know about wedding dresses? Why not send Tosh instead, Gwen is sure to have forced her to look at shared wedding magazines reading with her?
e) Other: Aww, they think he's a transvestite...he must be really embarrassed.

When Gwen walked into the hot house in THAT scene I thought:
a) OMGWTFSQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
b) Come on cameraman, pan down, pan down....
c) Ewwwwwww boys kissing!!
d) Now that is not going to be good for the ferns
e) Other

When Ianto used a JCB to break Jack, Gwen and Rhys out of trouble I thought:
a) Ohgod, he looks like a village person!
b) BUT CONCRETE/JCBS/THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DON'T WORK THAT WAY?!?!
c) Mmmmm love the hat
d) I wish I could see the scene where Ianto went up to a builder and said "I need your clothes, your boots and your JCB" Arnie style
e) Other

When Ianto *spoilers if you have been living on Mars but you so know what I mean* had his "Serious Drama" moment I thought:
a) RTD YOU ******* *******
b) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
c) Wow what a fabulous piece of drama! Heartbreaking, brilliant and totally necessary and in keeping with the TW mythos
d) About time, they've been planning this since they first put him in a Red Shirt...
e) Other: I grieved for a month, and my friends can confirm it.

For Series 4 I want...
a) Ianto back
b) Ianto left in peace
c) Ianto's hard work in getting Jack to love not going to waste as Jack finds a new piece of arse relationship
d) Ianto's sister to stay in the show as she was very cool
e) Other

And finally, if someone said to me Save Ianto Jones I would think...
a) Ianto Jones doesn't need saving. He kicks death in the teeth before stealing its scythe and using it to give himself a shave so clean that he won't even snag the silk stockings he's making Jack wear as punishment for being suck a frickin idiot in the first place.
b) But why didn't anyone shout out when the others left, eh, eh, EH??!!
c) Ahh you're talking about the Children In Need collection at http://www.justgiving.com/iantojones/
d) Ahhh you're talking about the "9 Hysterical women" at savecoffeeboy who are raising money for charity, sending letters and coffee to the BBC, signing petitions, making badges and leaflets and trying to get the BBC to bring back Ianto Jones in a polite but dedicated manner - whilst making a few new like minded friends along the way
e) Other


I tag:


<h2>The What I Think Of Ianto Jones Meme!</h2> <b><u>The Rules: Select your answers to the following questions and post it in your LJ, then tag five people to complete the meme as well!</u> When I saw Ianto for the first time I thought:</b> a) Oh look, they got a work experience kid in! b) Are you old enough to be up this late? c) Mmmmmm you can guard my entrance any day d) WOW that's a very Welsh accent e) Other: <b>When I found out about Lisa I was:</b> a) Betrayed b) Angry c) Understanding/sympathetic d) Wondering if they would let Jack join them for a threesome e) Other: <b>When he headbutted that cannibal I thought:</b> a) YES! Kick ass Ianto Jones! b) Oh, that is so just gonna make him angry c) Ow! (offering to kiss it better optional) d) Don't damage your face! e) Other <b>When I saw Jack with the REAL Captain Jack I thought:</b> a) Oh wow, such a heartbreaking and tender moment of joy between two warriors b) Um dude, reality check? He is SO gonna get lynched by his men tonight. You may have just changed history and his disappearance is actually friendly fire... c) You bastard!! What about Ianto?! d) Ohgod I want a Captain Sandwich... e) Other <b>When I saw Ianto shoot Owen I thought:</b> a) Finally someone has!! b) You git, leave Owen alone! c) Ow. (offering to kiss it better optional) d) Holy moly, Ianto looks hot with a gun... e) Other <b>When Jack and Ianto finally kissed on screen I thought:</b> a) Hubba hubba! b) I want to see the outtakes of THAT little scene as JB would so never have let them get it done in one take c) Ewwww boys kissing! d) But Jack and the real Captain Jack/The Doctor are meant to be! e) Other <b>When Captain John had Ianto in the lift I thought:</b> a) Ohgod they would have the most amazing hate!sex.... b) Mmmm Angry Ianto c) Oh come on, how easy are you to trap?! d) If John is really that ruthless (and everyone dies young in TW) why didn't he just kill Ianto then? e) Other <b>When Captain John offered an orgy I thought:</b> a) HELL YES!! Thats my kind of Team Torchwood b) As long as Owen/Tosh/Gwen/Jack (delete as applicable) aren't involved... c) But Ianto and Jack are a Couple!! They are for eachother only! d) Ewww man sex orgy? Gross!! e) Other <b>When Ianto was buying wedding dresses I thought:</b> a) Oh wow he would look good in a dress... b) I wish I was wedding dress shopping, it looks like such fun! c) Now that is a man with taste... d) But what would he know about wedding dresses? Why not send Tosh instead, Gwen is sure to have forced her to look at shared wedding magazines reading with her? e) Other <b>When Gwen walked into the hot house in THAT scene I thought:</b> a) OMGWTFSQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! b) Come on cameraman, pan down, pan down.... c) Ewwwwwww boys kissing!! d) Now that is not going to be good for the ferns e) Other <b>When Ianto used a JCB to break Jack, Gwen and Rhys out of trouble I thought:</b> a) Ohgod, he looks like a village person! b) BUT CONCRETE/JCBS/THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DON'T WORK THAT WAY?!?! c) Mmmmm love the hat d) I wish I could see the scene where Ianto went up to a builder and said "I need your clothes, your boots and your JCB" Arnie style e) Other <b>When Ianto *spoilers if you have been living on Mars but you so know what I mean* had his "Serious Drama" moment I thought:</b> a) RTD YOU ******* ******* b) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! c) Wow what a fabulous piece of drama! Heartbreaking, brilliant and totally necessary and in keeping with the TW mythos d) About time, they've been planning this since they first put him in a Red Shirt... e) Other <b>For Series 4 I want...</b> a) Ianto back b) Ianto left in peace c) Ianto's hard work in getting Jack to love not going to waste as Jack finds a new piece of arse relationship d) Ianto's sister to stay in the show as she was very cool e) Other <b>And finally, if someone said to me Save Ianto Jones I would think...</b> a) Ianto Jones doesn't need saving. He kicks death in the teeth before stealing its scythe and using it to give himself a shave so clean that he won't even snag the silk stockings he's making Jack wear as punishment for being suck a frickin idiot in the first place. b) But why didn't anyone shout out when the others left, eh, eh, EH??!! c) Ahh you're talking about the Children In Need collection at http://www.justgiving.com/iantojones/ d) Ahhh you're talking about the "9 Hysterical women" at <lj user="savecoffeeboy"> who are raising money for charity, sending letters and coffee to the BBC, signing petitions, making badges and leaflets and trying to get the BBC to bring back Ianto Jones in a polite but dedicated manner - whilst making a few new like minded friends along the way e) Other <b>I tag:</b> <textarea><h2>The What I Think Of Ianto Jones Meme!</h2> <b><u>The Rules: Select your answers to the following questions and post it in your LJ, then tag five people to complete the meme as well!</u> When I saw Ianto for the first time I thought:</b> a) Oh look, they got a work experience kid in! b) Are you old enough to be up this late? c) Mmmmmm you can guard my entrance any day d) WOW that's a very Welsh accent e) Other: <b>When I found out about Lisa I was:</b> a) Betrayed b) Angry c) Understanding/sympathetic d) Wondering if they would let Jack join them for a threesome e) Other: <b>When he headbutted that cannibal I thought:</b> a) YES! Kick ass Ianto Jones! b) Oh, that is so just gonna make him angry c) Ow! (offering to kiss it better optional) d) Don't damage your face! e) Other <b>When I saw Jack with the REAL Captain Jack I thought:</b> a) Oh wow, such a heartbreaking and tender moment of joy between two warriors b) Um dude, reality check? He is SO gonna get lynched by his men tonight. You may have just changed history and his disappearance is actually friendly fire... c) You bastard!! What about Ianto?! d) Ohgod I want a Captain Sandwich... e) Other <b>When I saw Ianto shoot Owen I thought:</b> a) Finally someone has!! b) You git, leave Owen alone! c) Ow. (offering to kiss it better optional) d) Holy moly, Ianto looks hot with a gun... e) Other <b>When Jack and Ianto finally kissed on screen I thought:</b> a) Hubba hubba! b) I want to see the outtakes of THAT little scene as JB would so never have let them get it done in one take c) Ewwww boys kissing! d) But Jack and the real Captain Jack/The Doctor are meant to be! e) Other <b>When Captain John had Ianto in the lift I thought:</b> a) Ohgod they would have the most amazing hate!sex.... b) Mmmm Angry Ianto c) Oh come on, how easy are you to trap?! d) If John is really that ruthless (and everyone dies young in TW) why didn't he just kill Ianto then? e) Other <b>When Captain John offered an orgy I thought:</b> a) HELL YES!! Thats my kind of Team Torchwood b) As long as Owen/Tosh/Gwen/Jack (delete as applicable) aren't involved... c) But Ianto and Jack are a Couple!! They are for eachother only! d) Ewww man sex orgy? Gross!! e) Other <b>When Ianto was buying wedding dresses I thought:</b> a) Oh wow he would look good in a dress... b) I wish I was wedding dress shopping, it looks like such fun! c) Now that is a man with taste... d) But what would he know about wedding dresses? Why not send Tosh instead, Gwen is sure to have forced her to look at shared wedding magazines reading with her? e) Other <b>When Gwen walked into the hot house in THAT scene I thought:</b> a) OMGWTFSQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! b) Come on cameraman, pan down, pan down.... c) Ewwwwwww boys kissing!! d) Now that is not going to be good for the ferns e) Other <b>When Ianto used a JCB to break Jack, Gwen and Rhys out of trouble I thought:</b> a) Ohgod, he looks like a village person! b) BUT CONCRETE/JCBS/THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DON'T WORK THAT WAY?!?! c) Mmmmm love the hat d) I wish I could see the scene where Ianto went up to a builder and said "I need your clothes, your boots and your JCB" Arnie style e) Other <b>When Ianto *spoilers if you have been living on Mars but you so know what I mean* had his "Serious Drama" moment I thought:</b> a) RTD YOU ******* ******* b) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! c) Wow what a fabulous piece of drama! Heartbreaking, brilliant and totally necessary and in keeping with the TW mythos d) About time, they've been planning this since they first put him in a Red Shirt... e) Other <b>For Series 4 I want...</b> a) Ianto back b) Ianto left in peace c) Ianto's hard work in getting Jack to love not going to waste as Jack finds a new piece of arse relationship d) Ianto's sister to stay in the show as she was very cool e) Other <b>And finally, if someone said to me Save Ianto Jones I would think...</b> a) Ianto Jones doesn't need saving. He kicks death in the teeth before stealing its scythe and using it to give himself a shave so clean that he won't even snag the silk stockings he's making Jack wear as punishment for being suck a frickin idiot in the first place. b) But why didn't anyone shout out when the others left, eh, eh, EH??!! c) Ahh you're talking about the Children In Need collection at http://www.justgiving.com/iantojones/ d) Ahhh you're talking about the "9 Hysterical women" at savecoffeeboy who are raising money for charity, sending letters and coffee to the BBC, signing petitions, making badges and leaflets and trying to get the BBC to bring back Ianto Jones in a polite but dedicated manner - whilst making a few new like minded friends along the way e) Other <b>I tag:</b>

Number your 12 favourite Harry Potter characters, in no particular
order, and answer the questions below the cut! No peeking.

1. James Potter

2. Sirius Black

3. Remus Lupin

4. Lily Evans

5. George Weasley

6. Fred Weasley

7. Tonks

8. Hermione Granger

9. Ron

10. Neville Longbottom

11. DUMBLEDORE

12. Luna Lovegood

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Fred and Dumbledor!? Can't say I have, no.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? From a girl to a girl, yes I do.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I would giggle, then wonder how they did that...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? I recall some that featured him in it, but none actually about him.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Slight age difference there, eh?

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Well as Five/Nine makes George/Ron I think I'll have to go for Five/Ten.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? To be honest, I think she might just phone the police. Underage stuff and all that.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Neville comes onto his teacher, Remus and Sirius steps in the ways, says, to Neville, "Hands off, he's mine," then shags him senseless. Or at least, if I was writing it.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? I hope not.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. We've All Been Through It. Or Quibblers and Mirrors.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? In that situation, I'd have to be writing a PWP.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I'm not sure.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Not on my friends list, I'm obviously not in with that kinda crowd.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Oh hell no. Would anyone?

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? OH, RADISHES! Or something of that genre.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I'm not really sure.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? DO NOT READ! EVER!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Um...I...don't know.

Those eyes, the hundreds, maybe billions of them. The were all staring at her, at the people around her. It made her terribly nervous, but she knew there was no turning back now. She had to continue, despite those evil, distracting, staring...no! She mustn't think about them. They didn't exist. They weren't there. She tried to look above them, but her own eyes kept getting dragged back, back into those pools of green, blue, brown. So many different shades. It was intriguing, no two pairs of eyes were exactly alike. They were all difference shapes, sizes, colours. Now she was being caught in their gaze again, but this time she was not nervous. She was excited. They would all be watching her, yes, but watching to see what she did, not to criticise. It filled her with a hope, and a sense of eagerness. She wanted to get on with it, no more delays. Then her wishes came true. The lights faded on, the music started. And the play began.

I would choose to be a teen, or maybe, you know, 10 in the 60s, because then I'm twenty in the 70s, 30 in the 80s, and then I can stop keeping up with modern music if I want.

Found off = http://steelfanged.deviantart.com/, the younger brother of the artist and writer (there's two of them) of this awsome comic: http://www.drunkduck.com/A_Roll_of_the_Dice/?p=573086

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?


2) What was your dream growing up?


3) What talent do you wish you had?


4) If I were to buy you a drink, what would it be?

5) Favourite vegetable?


6) What was the last book you read?


7) Which zodiac sign are you?


8) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.


9) What would you say is your worst habit?


10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?


11) What is your favourite sport?


12) Do you have a mostly negative or optimistic attitude?


13) What would you do if you were stuck in a lift with me?


14) What’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you?


15) Tell me one weird fact about you.


16) Do you have any pets?


17) What would you do if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?


18) What was your first impression of me?


19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

22) What colour are your eyes?

23) Have you ever been arrested?

24) Bottle or can pop?

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?

27) What’s your favourite place to hang at?

28) Do you believe in ghosts?

29) What’s your favourite thing to do in your spare time?

30) Do you swear a lot?

31) What’s your biggest pet peeve?

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?

35) Do you believe in God?

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?


So, basically, you answer, and then I can answer back.

http://english.pravda.ru/science/health/30-01-2008/103756-vegetarian-0

I, as you probably know, am a vegetarian. If you've been following my account you'll also know that I'm quite smart for a girl of 13 years old. I admit, I am not so fit, but it's mostly due to the fact that I have asthma. Sure, I could cut out a few sugary things out of my diet, though I don't add salt to any of my meals (even chips), and I'm only allowed one packet of crisps a day, and two small squares of chocolate. I have three good meals, on a weekday where I'm at school, breakfast, either yoghurt, toast or cereal with some sort of fruit juice or milk, I have a packed lunch, with either leftovers or something else, and I have a homemade dinner every night. Sure, sometimes we have something like chips and beans, with a pie maybe, but the chips are always homemade (from fresh potatoes) and oven baked. Did I mention that I have been a vegetarian for all my life? "After two months of no-meat diet, the quantity of protein in the cardiac muscle decreases four times" Oh yeah? Then how come I'm stronger than half of the omnivores in my form? My hair is far from dry and fragile. It is thick, occasionally knotty and I'm sad to say, often greasy. My eyes are never dull, except well I feel like I'm in a dull situation. My complexion, though pale (I'm borderline albino) is not unhealthy. I flush rosy red when hot or embarrassed, just like most omnivores. I can take criticism just as easily as most people, I feel the need for constuctive critism. I do have a low boiling point, but I am the only vegetarian I know that does. I don't splutter or swing my arms when arguing, and raise my voice only to be heard. Also, I have heard the argument "Well, chimps eat each other," which is stupid, as we don't generally eat each other.

I checked up, and it would seem that Pravada is known as an unreliable source, but even so I really got annoyed at this. I felt someone might agree.

Any song I really like I know off by heart after a few listens. I like A LOT of songs.

Out of those? Star Trek FTW.

I'm making risotto right now. My dad's broken his knee and my mum works evenings.

I moved into a new flat today. It all seems fine, nice even. I've met the people below me, on the ground floor, already. They're good, pleasant people. They lent me some milk. I've made friends with all the people on my floor, there's a young couple right next to my flat, and an older lady across the corridor.

It's the people just above mine that worry me. There boy, he came up to me, and he told me,

My name is Luka
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen me before

That's all well and dandy, the kids a good kid who introduced himself politely. It's what he went on to say that concerns me,

If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble. some kind of fight
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was

I did. I heard things, things being smashed, hit, thrown. There was a loud thud. I saw him the next day, and I did ask him, though he told me I shouldn't. He told me, vaguely,

I think it's because I'm clumsy
I try not to talk too loud
Maybe it's because I'm crazy
I try not to act too proud

I couldn't make anything of it, so I left it alone. But I found something. Some words, etched into the bottom right-hand corner of my door,

They only hit until you cry
After that you don't ask why
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore

So I asked him again. I wouldn't of, but he had this bruise on one side of his forehead. It was long, wide and a brilliant deep purple. I merely asked whether he was alright, and he replied,

Yes I think I'm okay
I walked into the door again
Well, if you ask that's what I'll say
And it's not your business anyway
I guess I'd like to be alone
With nothing broken, nothing thrown

Just don't ask me how I am
Just don't ask me how I am
Just don't ask me how I am

It took me back, to the first thing he said to me. When he was cheery and bright, a delightful little boy,

My name is Luka
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen me before

But naturally that took my mind back to the warning,

If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was

And all I could remember after that, the image that stayed in my mind, haunted my dreams, for so long,

And they only hit until you cry
After that, you don't ask why
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore

So that's why I'm here, telling you. You're a social worker, surely you can get him out of there. There's got to be some way? Some way you can help him?

Some way.